Ducky Diaries: Lawd help me!

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Lawd help me!

Does anyone remember me recently, just a little bit, complaining about Bear's school not handling well, anything..... After our move? Well tonight I decided to attempt the online kindergarten registration for our new district.....

You guys, I effed up soooooo bad! Like I totally biffed it! And I submitted it. So now the forms all like "HAHAHAHA NO TAKE BACKS IDIOT!" And I'm all like "OMGGGGGG NOoOOOoooPooooo AAArrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh eeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!".

And then I may or may not have cried. Spoiler, I did. 

The school is going to open Bear's registration in August and be all, "Awwww hell nah, he can't come here! Look how stupid his mom is! Nope! Denied."

In retrospect, I dunno, maybe we should have moved sooner or later than we did because I dunno.... I had this idea in my head that someone would help me with this entire process or at least tell me how the hell to start. Instead what actually happened went a little something like this;

Me standing there on the last day of school holding a big ass binder of I.E.P. b.s. and a report card.

All the teachers/therapists- "BYYYYEEEEEEE, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR BUT MAYBE NOT. PROBABLY NOT. BYYYYYYEEEEEEE."

Me-"WAIT...... WHAT?! (mouthing) "WHAT THE F#CK, what the f#ck?" Wait! I know not what I do! Halp! ABORT MISSION ABORT. THE. F#CKING. MISSION.".

Good times.

I keep trying to explain to people that just because I manage to keep my kids alive does not make me actual adult status, but everyone's like "You're good, you got this!", but..... I don't.

I can keep a houseplant alive but that does not mean you should let me loose in the rain forest! I'll die! I need an instruction manual!
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