Ducky Diaries: Balls to the Walls

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Balls to the Walls

I remember when I first started this blog, back when I had only one kid.  Back when Bear was small, and still, and finally, finally, done being colicky. When Zo-zo hadn't even been thought of yet.
  And back when I had like a million + 5 hours a day to write as many blog posts as I wanted to.  

Now I have two, two wriggly, loud, busy kids.  And minus a million + 5 hours a day to do anything, let alone write.   I'm tired ya'll.  Like bone tired.   My kids are balls to the walls. Every. Damn. Day.

I just want one solitary minute to poop alone.  Or just one solitary minute a day would be nice.
But I digress, I'm not going to drop off the blog world ledge or anything, I'm just moaning and groaning.   Can I get an AMEN?! 

AMEN! Preach it sistah!   Yes! 

I will preach it!

MY KIDS ARE CRAZY! SO CRAZY! BALLS TO THE WALLS, YA'LL! 

Constantly getting into stuff, throwing their foods, playing in their food, pooping on themselves and on me! Puking on me, laughing at me, taking things from me, ripping my hair out, ripping other peoples hair out, falling down, falling over things, getting mad at the THINGS, throwing tantrums,  crying, crying, crying, whining......   More whining and ripping up my Parents magazines!

How the EFF am I supposed to be an effective parent when they are ripping up my Parents magazines!?

Sigh.    Thank God they are absolutely stinking ADORBZ!  They really are cute.   But man, I wish kids came with little volume control buttons and we, the parents, were given the remotes upon birth, fostering, adoption,   arrival.

But anyways, I remember when I started this blog.
And I'm glad I did.  I'm glad I can share my happy days, tired days, kid crazy days. I'm just really glad I can share here.






 Not my kids ^^^
But it is tempting...
 
P.s. If you haven't checked it out yet, don't forget to check out 'Exceptionally Special' for this months review for your sensory child.

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