Ducky Diaries: Professional Confessional

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Professional Confessional

This is my favorite time of year.   It's a time for joy, good food, good times and great confessions! 

I don't think I've ever done a post based solely on confessions, and well, heck, it sounds like a jive ole' time to me!!!   So please add yours in the comments section.  It'd be nice to know that I am not the only weirdo and also to laugh at you all.     :)

Here goes my scandalous confessions for your reading pleasure. 

  • I forget to brush my teeth sometimes and am then forced to be out in public with stink mouth.
  • I also usually brush my teeth in the shower.
  • I usually pee in the shower as well.  Sometimes while brushing my teeth. 
  • I am gross.
  • I fart a lot due to pregnancy.
  • I blame it on Zachary.   Or the person closest to me in a public place.
  • I steal Zacharys food sometimes while he's eating.
  • I don't feel bad, he steals mine all the time. 
  • I occasionally let Zachary watch Yo Gabba Gabba while I browse the internet.
  • I occasionally say I bathed Zachary the previous night so Tom will do it when I don't want to.
  • I have gained 10 pounds so far.  I'm pretty sure it's mostly in my ass.
  • Yesterday I bit a hang nail off of Zacharys toe.  His feet stunk.  
  • I tell Zacharys in home therapists we had a rough morning when we are still wearing our jammies at 11:00 a.m.  Truthfully, I was just too lazy to get us dressed.   

And there you have it.  I am genuinely gross.    And I am oddly okay with it.   :D 

Feel free to share yours below! 

      Here are some pictures since my blog doesn't feel complete without a few.

Zachary in his new temporary compression vest.
 17.2 week belly.  My room is a mess, don't judge me!
And another Christmas shot. 
14 days and counting until Christmas!


Becky said...

Your son is a cutie!! and i've done a couple of those things. To ashamed to admit which ones but you aren't alone :)

Candace said...

Becky- I love it!!! I have a few I was too ashamed to admit to as well. I will keep them stashed in the lock box of dirty secrets. LOL

Happy Holidays!

savannah said...

How about:
I eat leftovers when I'm not sure how long they've been there just so i don't have to cook.

I've worn the same clothes two days in a row because I left them laying on the floor beside the bed.

I've used baby powder to make my hair look less greasy because i didn't have the time to shower before we left.

I enjoy popping my blackheads.

I will buy a bag of candy to make some kind of desert then eat all of the candy and make no desert.

I will avoid doing dishes until someone is about to come over and then have to spend on hour cleaning them.

I will get kyle to agree to change the Hyde's next diaper when i know hes already pooped.

yaya for some honesty about weird shit

Candace said...

Hahahah!!! Savannah! Thanks so much for the laugh! Maybe we are all secretly gross.