Ducky Diaries: Saturday- Kitchen Sink Mafia

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Saturday- Kitchen Sink Mafia

           Today is a great day!  Why you ask?   Well, let me tell you!   I got off work and arrived home approximately a little after 2 a.m. , fell asleep at 3:30 a.m.  proceeded to be woken up by screaming baby at 6:00 a.m.  with his little knife teeth bothering him and here I am.  Awake, tired, you know, all that good stuff.

           But oh wait, THERE'S MORE!!!!   We've been visited by the Kitchen Sink Mafia!   For those of you that have never ran into these dangerous criminals, be glad!  They are the destroyer of destroyers!   I don't know what it is exactly that we've done, but we've been visited by them many times.   We thought we were in the clear once we moved out of our old apartment, but, they found us again.   Let me show you the ways of the kitchen sink mafia.

This is our sink at our old apartment less than 4 months ago.   The mafia , knocked our sink clean through the counter!

There's More!!!!!   

 This is my sink currently at our new place.   The bottom one is supposed to be above the top one, but, my computer isn't doing what it's supposed to. 

So, I've been on the phone trying to get someone out here for the past hour and,  they don't hire plumbers on the weekend because it's too expensive and you know, this just NEVER HAPPENS!  O.m.g!  So help me if someone doesn't get their ass out here in the next 15 minutes I am going to wipe my butt on this lease and tell them to suck what God didn't bless me with!!!!  
Oh and did I mention just a few days ago, I had to THROW ALL OF ZACHARY'S SIPPYS AND BOTTLES AWAY BECAUSE OUR DISHWASHER DEPOSITED SOME UNKNOWN UN-WASHABLE SUBSTANCE ALL OVER THEM ALL!!!!?????????    Argh!   I just quit.  I am just done.   Obviously the dumb-ass maintenance guy that swung by after I went to work last night with a bottle of draino, because you know, what apartment maintenance would be equipped with plumber qualities or a snake, had no idea the fury he was awakening in my sink.   I have NO CLEAN BRAND NEW BOTTLES OR SIPPYS AT THE MOMENT (that of course we had to re-buy since his others were destroyed)!    

I just received a call that nothing can be done until Monday!  Did I mention, I have a moat in my kitchen, and it's carpeted?!   

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